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Title: Following the Trends
Author: Patriciatepes
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Characters/Pairings: Spike, Buffy, Angel
Length: 1,639
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Post Buffy and Angel's final seasons… doesn't follow the comics, save for a few ideas plucked here and there.
Warnings: Light zombie-related violence
Prompt: 080. Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Spike/any or gen - vampires vs zombies. It's a messy old world.
Summary: When Buffy and Angel went to find where, exactly, Spike had gotten to for the last year or so… this was the last thing they expected.
Author's Note: This story is just meant to be a funny little thing, written for [livejournal.com profile] zombi_fic_ation 2013.  Actually, I sort of, accidentally, chose the same two fandoms to write for as I did last year... and accidentally did the same genre for said fandoms as I did the year before.  Life's funny like that, huh?  Hope you enjoy!

Story Under Cut )

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Okay, so over at [livejournal.com profile] spn_bigpretzel this past weekend, we had a great drabble challenge.  Team White Hats (the heroes) vs. Team Black Hats (the villains).  Anyone really wondering what team I was on? *coughspointstodefaultuserpiccoughs*  I ended up not thinking up as many as I would have liked--and sadly, thought up one or two after it had closed >.<.  But, I hope everyone enjoys the ones I did come up with!
Every Sunday Night--Crowley )

Crowley's a Horny SOB--Crowley & Jody )

Milkshake--Meg )

I Feel Pretty--Lilith )

Our Time in Hell--Crowley & Bobby )

If I'm Going Down--Crowley, Sam, & Dean )

Best Impression--Alastair )

Games--Crowley & Sam )

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Artist: [livejournal.com profile] lylithj2
Recipient: [livejournal.com profile] gryphon2k
Original Prompt: Crowley holds a screening of a horror movie—the Exorcist, Paranormal Activity, for examples—and spends the whole time mocking it (think Mystery Science Theater if you are familiar with it). Other guests are up to you...
Title: We Might Die… So, Movie Night
Words: ~1900
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Spoilers for the 3rd Paranormal Activity
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or any related characters. All belongs to Kripke.
Synopsis: Set in SPN S7. It's the night before the group decides to take on Dick Roman, and Castiel knows just how they should spend it… whether the others wanted to or not.
Author's Notes: So, just a tiny bit of crack. I hope that everyone finds this amusing… and no offense meant to those who like the Paranormal Activity movies… the opinions that Crowley expresses are Crowley's, not mine.  Written for the [livejournal.com profile] spn_bigpretzel Spring Exchange challenge.


Read more... )

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Title: Cooking Sucks
Author Name: Patriciatepes (Patricia de Lioncourt @ fanfiction.net )
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: G to PG-13 for all.
Warnings: Some silliness and fluffiness, that's about it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or any related characters. SPN belongs to Kripke. No money made here.
Author's Notes:Five drabbles done for the prompts for the table below as a part of [livejournal.com profile] spn_bigpretzel Holiday Drabble Challenge. Hope you enjoy!

#2

COOKING

1.

Recipe Substitution

2.

Baking

3.

Smoke Alarm

4.

Cranberry Mold

5.

Candy Thermometer


Drabbles Here! )
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Title: Like Taking Candy from Loki
Author: PatriciaTepes (AKA Patricia de Lioncourt at fanfiction.net)
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gabriel (AKA Loki)
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~1,572
Fandom: Supernatural
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or any related characters. Those all belong to Kripke and the CW. The art and banner is by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] mandraco.
Summary: Halloween is Gabriel/Loki's favorite holiday, and is it any wonder why? However, this year, as far as tricks go, he just might have met his match.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] spn_bigpretzel's Halloween Reverse Micro Bang, based on the art by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] mandraco. I wanted this piece to be something in between funny and a d'aww moment. I hope that shows. And, somewhere along the way, this became a slight fusion with Ernest Scared Stupid… um, yeah, which I also do not own. Was totally inspired by the first episode we met Loki/Gabriel in. And I also spend the entirety of this fic referring to him as Loki instead of Gabriel, which was a deliberate choice based on the situation.


Like Taking Candy from Loki )
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Title: Missing the Ferryman
Author: PatriciaTepes (AKA Patricia de Lioncourt at fanfiction.net )
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Dean, Sam, ghostly OC
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~1,238
Fandom: Supernatural
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or any related characters. Those all belong to Kripke and the CW. The art is by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] just_ruth.
Summary: A pretty standard ghost hunt for the boys on Halloween... with a twist ending?
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] spn_bigpretzel's Halloween Reverse Micro Bang, based on the art by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] just_ruth. I was having a conversation one night with twisted-slinky about possible ideas for a funny story behind this piece, and as an afterthought, this plotline was born. I hope everyone enjoys it, especially my artist! Also, I've never been to Salem, Mass., nor did I do any deep research on this… purely fiction, folks. As for the SPN setting… um, it's post S3… but I'm not sure just how much post… well, in any case, it's definitely pre-S7.


Missing the Ferryman )
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Title: Oopsy-Daisy
Author: Patriciatepes (Patricia de Lioncourt @ fanfiction.net and PatriciaLouise @ TTH)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Summary:  Belated [livejournal.com profile] wishlist_fic ’11 fic.  Willow’s spell goes awry, and what it brings with it is nothing but trouble.  Especially for poor Xander.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Harry Potter.  Buffy belongs to Whedon, and Potter and related characters belong to JK Rowling.  No money made.
Prompter: [livejournal.com profile] lolaann1
Word Count: 1,166
A/N (Originally posted on 8/17/12 at two other journals, this is the original A/N): Okay, so I forgot I had this one on my list to do.  Again, I intended to do a different fic today, but tummy-full sleepies coupled with laziness coupled with freaking out led to me choosing this one to do.  As you can see, this came from a prompt for last year’s wishlist.  I’ll forgo mentioning the actual prompt as it’ll give away the fic.  Also, once again, I’m messing with timelines.  This is set post S7 Buffy, but within the books of Harry Potter—probably 5th year.  I know the years don’t line up, but as I said on a fic earlier this month… because fanfiction.  Please enjoy!


Banner to be added later.


Oopsy-Daisy )
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Title: Don't Drink the Water
Author: Patriciatepes (Patricia de Lioncourt @ fanfiction.net )
Summary: Car wrecks, knife fights, fist fights, accidental injuries, all ending in death. Doesn't really sound like a Winchester thing. And it wouldn't be, except that there have been over thirty reports of such occurrences in the course of one day all in the same small town. And there's not even a ball game to blame. Definitely has to be mystical.
Artist: dollysdoodles
Characters/Pairings: Dean, Sam, Castiel, Necessary OCs
Genre: Gen, Humor, light mystery
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~10,000 (total parts I & II)
Warning: Humorous violence turning a hair scary. Language suitable for the rating. Brief mention of noncon, no graphically described. Drunkenness ;)
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or any related characters. That all belongs to Kripke. I'm just playing in his backyard for a little while. Images in the art aren't mine either, in case you were wondering.
Author's Notes: Here it is, the story for that lovely art piece by dollysdoodles for the Summer Lovin' Reverse Mini Bang over at spn_bigpretzel! Setting for this is early S6, before "The French Mistake" and after "Like a Virgin" for reasons to become obvious later. All you basically need to know right now is that Sam has his soul and the wall in his head.  P.S.: I decided all multipart things should get a masterpost, so here's the one for this story, a little late.
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Title: Don't Drink the Water
Author: Patriciatepes (Patricia de Lioncourt @ fanfiction.net )
Summary: Car wrecks, knife fights, fist fights,accidental injuries, all ending in death. Doesn't really sound like a Winchester thing. And it wouldn't be, except that there have been over thirty reports of such occurrences in the course of one day all in the same small town. And there's not even a ball game to blame. Definitely has to be mystical.
Artist: dollysdoodles
Characters/Pairings: Dean, Sam, Castiel, Necessary OCs
Genre: Gen, Humor, light mystery
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~10,000 (total parts I & II)
Warning: Humorous violence turning a hair scary. Language suitable for the rating. Brief mention of noncon, no graphically described. Drunkenness ;)
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or any related characters. That all belongs to Kripke. I'm just playing in his backyard for a little while. Images in the art aren't mine either, in case you were wondering.
Author's Notes: Here it is, the story for that lovely art piece by dollysdoodles for the Summer Lovin' Reverse Mini Bang over at spn_bigpretzel! Setting for this is early S6, before "The French Mistake" and after "Like a Virgin" for reasons to become obvious later. All you basically need to know right now is that Sam has his soul and the wall in his head.

Don't Drink the Water Part II )
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Title: Don't Drink the Water
Author: Patriciatepes (Patricia de Lioncourt @ fanfiction.net )
Summary: Car wrecks, knife fights, fist fights, accidental injuries, all ending in death. Doesn't really sound like a Winchester thing. And it wouldn't be, except that there have been over thirty reports of such occurrences in the course of one day all in the same small town. And there's not even a ball game to blame. Definitely has to be mystical.
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] dollysdoodles
Characters/Pairings: Dean, Sam, Castiel, Necessary OCs
Genre: Gen, Humor, light mystery
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~10,000 (total parts I & II)
Warning: Humorous violence turning a hair scary. Language suitable for the rating. Brief mention of noncon, no graphically described. Drunkenness ;)
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or any related characters. That all belongs to Kripke. I'm just playing in his backyard for a little while. Images in the art aren't mine either, in case you were wondering.
Author's Notes: Here it is, the story for that lovely art piece by [livejournal.com profile] dollysdoodles for the Summer Lovin' Reverse Mini Bang over at [livejournal.com profile] spn_bigpretzel! Setting for this is early S6, before "The French Mistake" and after "Like a Virgin" for reasons to become obvious later. All you basically need to know right now is that Sam has his soul and the wall in his head.


Don't Drink the Water )

To Part II
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Title: The Building Blocks of Good and Evil
By: PatriciaTepes (AKA Patricia de Lioncourt @ fanfiction.net; PatriciaLouise @ TTH)
Links to Chapters: ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN ELEVEN TWELVE THIRTEEN FOURTEEN FIFTEEN SIXTEEN SEVENTEEN EIGHTEEN NINETEEN TWENTY
Fandom: Darkwing Duck/Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer:I do not own Darkwing Duck or Buffy the Vampire Slayer or any of their related characters. Darkwing Duck belongs to Disney, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer belongs to Joss Whedon. Also, I don't own the images used in the art. All is done for fun, not profit.
Summary:  When a demon sends Buffy Summers into another dimension, she finds herself in for a bit of a shock. St. Canard finds themselves with another hero to fight by Darkwing Duck's side... and Negaduck is determined to find the city her evil opposite. Nonship for my sanity.
Notes: I wrote this for NaNoWriMo 2011, and I do have a sequel planned that I intend to start writing very, very soon.  Here's hoping that you enjoy.  And this fic has been posted on my journal here for a little bit now, but I was recently introduced to the idea of a masterpost for chaptered fics.  I thought, well there's a smart idea.  Thus... masterpost.


Fanmix Under Here! )
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Title: Shooting Stars
Author: Patriciatepes (Patricia de Lioncourt @ fanfiction.net and PatriciaLouise @ TTH)
Fandom: Iron Man (movies)
Rating: PG
Summary: When Buffy met Tony Stark, it wasn't exactly love at first sight. Imagine their great disappointment when they are destined to meet again.
Disclaimer: I don't own Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Iron Man. Buffy belongs to Whedon, and Iron Man belongs to Marvel comics.  I also don't own the images in the art below. Background is by mind-matter.deviantart.com, scratch brush by ewanism.deviantart.com, and pattern by iceytina.deviantart.com. No money made.
Word Count: 1,512
A/N: This is set post Buffy S7, disregarding the comics—save for a few ideas plucked here and there. Also, I'm going solely off the Iron Man and recent Avengers movies, and I'm doing that by memory only. Forgive me if I mess up something that did or didn't happen in Iron Man 1 or 2 or in The Avengers. And I'm not taking the comics—Iron Man or Avengers—into account since I'm usually a DC girl and know very little of their comic existence. Also, there's some art that goes along with this. Please enjoy!

IronmanBuffy


Shooting Stars )
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Author: PatriciaTepes
Title: Shamblin’ Morons
Prompt: 118. Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Spike - Hordes of shambling corpses are making being undead just look tacky.
Summary: It’s Halloween, and Spike’s a tad upset over the popular costume this year…
Warnings: None, really.
Genre: Humor/Light Action

Word Count: ~1200
Rating: PG-13
Author’s Note: Done for [livejournal.com profile] zombi_fic_ation. Just a short piece meant for a laugh.  Hope you enjoy!  Banner to come later when I'm not being crazy-lazy.


Shamblin' Morons )

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Title: Rabbit between the Sheets
By: PatriciaTepes (AKA Patricia de Lioncourt ; PatriciaLouise TTH)
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to Supernatural. That belongs to Eric Kripke and CW. I also don't own the images used in the banner.  Pattern is by iceytina.deviantart.com.
Summary: One-Shot. Dean awakens to find Sam in a very unusual state...
Author's Note: This is an old SPN, total humor fic I wrote a long time ago.  I hope it's still at least chuckle-worthy.
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Title: No, Really?
By: PatriciaTepes (AKA Patricia de Lioncourt ; PatriciaLouise TTH)
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Batman (Nolanverse)
Prompter: [livejournal.com profile] declawed_gecko
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own Buffy, Batman, any related characters, or the images in the banner. Buffy belongs to Whedon, and Batman belongs to WB and DC Comics.
Summary: Faith and her newly assigned watcher, Dawn, have been assigned to Gotham City. So far it's been nothing out of the ordinary—for a slayer, anyway—until the two happen to run into a living legend.
Author's Note: Okay, I swear, I'm working to get these out as fast as possible. So many writing projects and so much work… I promise I'll get these out. This originally wasn't going to be the one I did next… but after I re-read the prompt, I found this particular scene popping into my head. Just a short piece. I have to apologize to [livejournal.com profile] declawed_gecko… This might not be what you were expecting, but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless!



Read more... )

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Title: The Building Blocks of Good and Evil
By: PatriciaTepes (AKA Patricia de Lioncourt @ fanfiction.net; PatriciaLouise @ TTH)
Chapter Title: Plan B
Links to Other Chapters: ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN ELEVEN TWELVE THIRTEEN FOURTEEN FIFTEEN SIXTEEN SEVENTEEN EIGHTEEN NINETEEN
Fandom: Darkwing Duck/Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer:I do not own Darkwing Duck or Buffy the Vampire Slayer or any of their related characters. Darkwing Duck belongs to Disney, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer belongs to Joss Whedon. Also, I don't own the images used in the art. All is done for fun, not profit.



Plan B )

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Title: The Building Blocks of Good and Evil
By: PatriciaTepes (AKA Patricia de Lioncourt @ fanfiction.net; PatriciaLouise @ TTH)
Chapter Title: Problem Unsolved
Links to Other Chapters: ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN ELEVEN TWELVE THIRTEEN FOURTEEN FIFTEEN SIXTEEN SEVENTEEN EIGHTEEN TWENTY
Fandom: Darkwing Duck/Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer:I do not own Darkwing Duck or Buffy the Vampire Slayer or any of their related characters. Darkwing Duck belongs to Disney, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer belongs to Joss Whedon. Also, I don't own the images used in the art. All is done for fun, not profit.




Problem Unsolved )

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Title: The Building Blocks of Good and Evil
By: PatriciaTepes (AKA Patricia de Lioncourt @ fanfiction.net; PatriciaLouise @ TTH)
Chapter Title: For Your Life
Links to Other Chapters: ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN ELEVEN TWELVE THIRTEEN FOURTEEN SIXTEEN SEVENTEEN EIGHTEEN NINETEEN TWENTY
Fandom: Darkwing Duck/Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer:I do not own Darkwing Duck or Buffy the Vampire Slayer or any of their related characters. Darkwing Duck belongs to Disney, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer belongs to Joss Whedon. Also, I don't own the images used in the art. All is done for fun, not profit.
Author's Note: Okay, so the title of this chapter is a little bit vague, but it sort of lends to what happens. Sort of. Kind of. Maybe.




For Your Life )

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Title: The Building Blocks of Good and Evil
By: PatriciaTepes (AKA Patricia de Lioncourt @ fanfiction.net; PatriciaLouise @ TTH)
Chapter Title: Piled Higher and Deeper
Links to Other Chapters: ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN ELEVEN TWELVE THIRTEEN FIFTEEN SIXTEEN SEVENTEEN EIGHTEEN NINETEEN TWENTY
Fandom: Darkwing Duck/Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer:I do not own Darkwing Duck or Buffy the Vampire Slayer or any of their related characters. Darkwing Duck belongs to Disney, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer belongs to Joss Whedon. Also, I don't own the images used in the art. All is done for fun, not profit.
Author's Note: I had a professor once who was teasing us with the real meanings behind the initials of college degrees. He told us that what a Bachelor's of Science—BS—really meant was… well, you can guess. Masters of Science—MS—really meant "more of the same," and a Ph. D really meant, "Piled higher and deeper." Once again, I have no idea why I was thinking of this when I named this chapter, but that's where the title came from.




Piled Higher and Deeper )
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Title: The Building Blocks of Good and Evil
By: PatriciaTepes (AKA Patricia de Lioncourt @ fanfiction.net; PatriciaLouise @ TTH)
Chapter Title: Two in Hand
Links to Other Chapters: ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN ELEVEN TWELVE FOURTEEN FIFTEEN SIXTEEN SEVENTEEN EIGHTEEN NINETEEN TWENTY
Fandom: Darkwing Duck/Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer:I do not own Darkwing Duck or Buffy the Vampire Slayer or any of their related characters. Darkwing Duck belongs to Disney, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer belongs to Joss Whedon. Also, I don't own the images used in the art. All is done for fun, not profit.
Author's Note: The title of the last chapter was inspired by Jay-Z's song "99 Problems." It was a variation of a line in that song. I saw a lot of funny things done with the real lyric, but I had to switch it to fit the chapter. Will things begin to look up for our heroes in this chapter? Don't bet on it.




Two in Hand )

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